After spending a good portion of last night and rising at 6am to finish what I thought was going to be the Dec, 28th Sports Roundup, I later found out that this week, it's all models - The magazine staff had taken a vacation without noticing me... Whoops. No worries though. While I could have benefited from the sleep, I make it my mantra to not let little things get me down.
But I couldn't just let my work fall by the wayside, right? Especially when the subject of my article was largely my beloved Jets! So now, without further introduction, I present: "The Lost Steppin' Out Sports Column."

"Win-and-in!"
The Jets saw Santa Claus last week and his name was Curtis Painter.
Down 15-10 to the undefeated Indianapolis Colts, head coach Jim Caldwell said “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!” to Rex Ryan and the Jets when he pulled MVP caliber quarterback Peyton Manning in favor of Painter, as-well-as half the team’s starting players early into the third quarter of last week’s Jets’ game.
It was a mere two holidays ago when I had called the Jets as-done-as Thanksgiving dinner and begged someone to “stick a fork in them!” Hell, even their own coach had said it was impossible.
“We’re out of the playoffs, so obviously that hurts,” muttered Ryan following what seemed to be a season ending 10-7 loss against the Atlanta Falcons on Dec. 20.

But Ryan and the Jets soon found out that they were not exactly eliminated, rather, should a multitude of scenarios unfold in a very specific manner culminating with the Jets beating the NFL’s best team, then, maybe, they might be in. For a tired and battered fan base that routinely suffers underneath the moniker “Same Old Jets,” it just seemed out-of-reach.
Yet then, last Sunday, it started to unfold: The 7-7 Dolphins (who beat the Jets two times this season!) lost 27-20 to the Houston Texans; the 7-7 Jacksonville Jaguars lost 35-7 to the Patriots; the 8-6 Denver Broncos lost 30-27 to the Philadelphia Eagles. Then with a 29-15 win over the Colts’ backups, suddenly the down and out Jets became the favorite for a Wild Card playoff spot.
Forget all the tough losses. Forget the tough injuries. Forget that Mark Sanchez is Chaunce Hayden’s “Asshole Athlete of the Year.” For the Jets, 2009 has essentially become a one- game-season. The final NFL game – EVER – at Giants’ Stadium, the Jets versus the Bengals, was quickly flexed to the 8:20 p.m. nationally televised Sunday Night Football on NBC. Through the most-unusual path of events, which left most fans with a feeling they’d hold akin to seasickness, the Jets are one win from the playoffs.

Driven to the brink of madness by 40-years of losing and outrageous personal seat licenses charges, this will be the last game for many long-time Jets’ season ticket holders. As the excellent NY Daily News beat writer Rich Cimini wrote: “The Jets will beat the Bengals to complete one of the most improbable playoff berths in recent memory or they will choke their brains out, adding another devastating chapter in the ‘Same Old Jets" handbook…’"
The Giants would have needed help to make the playoffs, yet they couldn’t even help themselves last week in a 41-9 rout they suffered at the hands of the Carolina Panthers in their final game at Giants’ Stadium. They face a laundry list of areas that need improvement, starting with learning how to tackle. They’ll play Brett Favre and Vikings in a consolation game this Sunday at 1 p.m.
Finally, it’s week 17 – the last of the regular season – so all NFL games will be played on Sunday. However, it’s College Bowl week with great games on ESPN around the clock. Catch all day marathons on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, complete schedule at www.bcsfootball.org.





