Perhaps you’ve heard the whispers? They are confirmed.
Everyone’s favorite, hating on FOX News Channel, wearin lotsa flannel, Rob, has signed a One-Year Professional Contract to begin immediately in the Mok-Dong, South Korea.
Pending an interview at the consulate in Manhattan (like stealing candy for Rob Banks), Flannel could be off as early as Monday, experiencing the other-side of the world into 2010. His new home base, far from Plainview, NY, will be on the banks of Han River, deep in the Yangcheon-gu neighborhood of Seoul.
However in a celebratory event, the Reverend will join the Bullpen crowd, at the behest of Same Old Jets, less than 72 hours before the terms of his contract must be executed.
Help us wish him Bon Voyage prior to his maiden trans-continental voyage."
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